Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 3:54 pm (#947768)
“Heath Bell’s Roller Blades”
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 3:55 pm (#947770)
53 - Good stooping header from Gerrard puts Torres through in the inside-left position, but he hits it high and then pretends to be injured hoping no one will notice his miss.
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 3:56 pm (#947771)
“Kunz Kant Spel”
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm (#947772)
53 - Good stooping header from Gerrard puts Torres through in the inside-left position, but he hits it high and then pretends to be injured hoping no one will notice his miss.
Terrible job by Torres there. Better he should keep a stiff upper lip and give it a go next time down the pitch.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm (#947773)
LOL danny
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 3:58 pm (#947774)
(and Ed)
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 3:59 pm (#947775)
56′ - Liverpool fans sing a song about Joleon Lescott looking like the Elephant Man, but in actual fact, is it possible to be uglier than the gargoylacious Dirk Kuyt?
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:00 pm (#947776)
I mean really, faking an injury on the pitch? That type of thing is just not done. It’s as low as buggery.
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:01 pm (#947777)
56′ - Liverpool fans sing a song about Joleon Lescott looking like the Elephant Man, but in actual fact, is it possible to be uglier than the gargoylacious Dirk Kuyt?
i got nothing.
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:01 pm (#947778)
I don’t even know what his 56′ comment means but I’m still laughing at it.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:01 pm (#947779)
Ibanez goes yard
tie game 2-2
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:02 pm (#947780)
i think he’s saying one teams fans has a song about the ugliness of the other teams player, but they got thier own guy that is plenty damn ugly
i never heard the names of these guys
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:03 pm (#947781)
I’ve never heard the word gargoylacious in my life though. Is it real? haha
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm (#947782)
hahahaha naw. that was quite a funny combination he came up with
that cant be a word. at least i dont think it is
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:05 pm (#947783)
ZERO web results for it
rare you get that these days haha
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:05 pm (#947784)
LOL dep
Rare indeed!
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:05 pm (#947785)
3-2 Bravos with them juicd, 1 out
McCann with another RibEye
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm (#947786)
Frenchie!
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm (#947788)
7-2!!!
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm (#947789)
Innings Eater™!
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm (#947790)
WHERE WAS THIS SHIT LAST YEAR BRAVES?!?!?!??!!
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:10 pm (#947791)
Blanton’s yahoo pic is so damn funny
he looks so fat
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm (#947792)
Wow. Is Philadelphia this bad? Or is Atlanta this good?
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm (#947793)
nice 5-spot in the 3rd
bury those bitches
we’ll deal w the braves later. for now bury the philth
CUE SOMEONE ELSE
BUT I HATE THE BRAVES SO SO MUCH MORE
(stfu)
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm (#947794)
I’m sure the answer to both lies somewhere in the middle
ATL aint this good and PHI aint this bad
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm (#947795)
The Phils have Victorino, they’ll be alright.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:14 pm (#947796)
and he triples on cue hahahaha
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:15 pm (#947797)
7 ER in 3 IP is JUST SO PURTY for that fatty
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:16 pm (#947798)
72′ - Benayoun tried to trick his way past Cole but is easily robbed. Bet he wishes he was with his family celebrating Passover, which is also tonight. Still, this is a verison of the bitter herbs he’d be eating were he there, and he may shed some real tears instead of the symbolic saltwater.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:16 pm (#947799)
hahahahhahahahaha OMG jewish humor!!!!
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:17 pm (#947800)
How is a ball that’s “deflected” end up a triple? Shouldn’t there be an error in there?
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:18 pm (#947801)
maybe guy dove for it and it hit his glove
or it was a tough play
we all know errors on OF plays is scored retarded
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:19 pm (#947802)
It is but usually if they dive for it and then kick it away, there’s an error involved somewhere. Oh well, hometown scoring.
Comment posted byFCon April 8, 2009 at 4:22 pm (#947803)
Dep, did you get Extra Innings?
Was wathcing the ATl-Phi game last night and Peachtree TV had no commercials at all. They stayed with views of the field throuoghout, sound was not turned off so you hear the PA system. It was lovely.
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:25 pm (#947804)
BUT I HATE THE BRAVES SO SO MUCH MORE
STFU indeed.
I HATE ALL OF THEM EQUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:26 pm (#947805)
72′ - Benayoun tried to trick his way past Cole but is easily robbed. Bet he wishes he was with his family celebrating Passover, which is also tonight. Still, this is a verison of the bitter herbs he’d be eating were he there, and he may shed some real tears instead of the symbolic saltwater.
I haven’t seen a jew get robbed like that since Bernard Madoff was free.
/SP paraphrase
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:28 pm (#947806)
I must say that I am quite enjoying the thrashing the Braves of Atlanta are administering to the Phillies of Philadelphia. Reminds me of the beatings that Man U would put on Arsenal back in the old days before Man U was overcome by a case of “ramble around the pitch blindly and lose”. Surely this turn of events is causing some consternation in the city of brotherly love. Though I have no doubt that the veteran leadership and grit shall prevail in the end.
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:30 pm (#947807)
:worried that he scared all the geeks away:
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:33 pm (#947808)
guys?
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm (#947811)
Nope, just earning my pay over here.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm (#947812)
Dep, did you get Extra Innings?
Was wathcing the ATl-Phi game last night and Peachtree TV had no commercials at all. They stayed with views of the field throuoghout, sound was not turned off so you hear the PA system. It was lovely.
Not yet. I thought i could just buy it with my remote but nooo i must call TWC, and that aint fun so i’ll do it this weekend most likely.
That’s excellent, i love when they dont cut to commercials. i love it more when they leave the announcers mics on and they dont know! get some good stuff then.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm (#947813)
It is but usually if they dive for it and then kick it away, there’s an error involved somewhere. Oh well, hometown scoring.
yupyup, but maybe it just deflected off his glove.
i can live with “oh well hometown scoring”!!!
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm (#947814)
I didn’t realize Extra-Innings was free this week until last night. I wound up watching a bit of the Cubs Astros game.
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:39 pm (#947815)
Blanton ate up 4 innings today. Chomp Chomp
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:39 pm (#947816)
STFU indeed.
I HATE ALL OF THEM EQUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha
right now I hate the philth more.
its like the time value of money. the Time value of PAIN.
=(PAIN)/1+.05^20-(years ago pain took place)
=philth pain >
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:39 pm (#947817)
Blanton ate up 4 innings today. Chomp Chomp
wacka wacka
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:39 pm (#947818)
I didn’t realize Extra-Innings was free this week until last night. I wound up watching a bit of the Cubs Astros game.
oh get out
i didnt even try last nite! estupido depo!
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:40 pm (#947819)
I haven’t seen a jew get robbed like that since Bernard Madoff was free.
/SP paraphrase
bwahahahahhaa
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:41 pm (#947820)
I forgot the Phillies had Miguel Cairo! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:41 pm (#947821)
ruh roh, i’m starting to feel a little sheff love
After completing a 20-minute session in the outfield with coach Razor Shines hitting him balls, Gary Sheffield suggested he’s not ready to play the field in a game. Sheffield said he didn’t even pick up a glove during spring training. And because he figured to only be a DH with the Tigers, he came to camp heavier, and now needs to shed weight. Sheffield also reiterated that he’d be content pinch-hitting with sporadic outfield play. He planned to learn how Marlon Anderson and others prepared to pinch-hit, since it’s only one at-bat per game, as opposed to what he’s been used to as a DH. Regardless, Sheffield said there’s no way he’d be able to play 130 games in the outfield this season, or whatever the equivalent of a regular player gets. “They’ll see I can’t do that real quick,” Sheffield said with a smile.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:41 pm (#947822)
I forgot the Phillies had Miguel Cairo! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
i saw someone write that the other day and assumed it was a joke
REGRESS MOTHERFUCKERS REGRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:41 pm (#947823)
93′ - Liverpool meanwhile, were nullified. It’s no secret that if Gerrard and Torres are kept quiet, they have very little goalthreat from elsewhere, and tonight, for the most part, they were as quiet as a mute mouse sucking on an everlasting gobstopper in a monastery.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm (#947824)
He planned to learn how Marlon Anderson and others prepared to pinch-hit,
uhhhhhh
Jerry….
lolz
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm (#947825)
LOL @ ‘93
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm (#947826)
Sheff can be a HUGE ASSET if he embraces a part-time role. We need that stick too.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm (#947827)
so far so good. he seems in an embracing mood
at least beltran aint overpaid yet
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm (#947828)
It would be nice if he WASN’T a fatty though.
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm (#947829)
God, just imagine if we got Lowe instead of Ollie/Garcia.
roflz and tearz
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:46 pm (#947830)
It would be nice if he WASN’T a fatty though.
yupyup
God, just imagine if we got Lowe instead of Ollie/Garcia.
roflz and tearz
yupyup
yupyup
yupyup
yupyup
yupyup
yupyup
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:46 pm (#947831)
oh get out
i didnt even try last nite! estupido depo!
remember Dep, I have FIOS, not TWC.
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:46 pm (#947833)
Jesus Christ, Rollins, I only used my first round draft pick on you. Can you please hit a LITTLE?
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm (#947834)
Ed, I have Comcast and the free previews lasts a week for us.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm (#947835)
ah yes ed, thanks
i think i had a free preview last season for a week or two so i bet its a bunch of cable companies
i shall let u know
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:48 pm (#947836)
Jesus Christ, Rollins, I only used my first round draft pick on you. Can you please hit a LITTLE?
traitor
(go chipper!)
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:48 pm (#947837)
bwahahahahhaa
phew
I was getting a tad worried when you didn’t respond.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:48 pm (#947838)
Schafer just hit another bomb
9-3!
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:48 pm (#947839)
Jordan Schafer ding dong
He’s gonna be really good, isn’t he?
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:48 pm (#947840)
naw i actually had a phone call
i should go and finish my work so i can leave but fuckkkkkk it, i’m having too much fun with y’all today
Comment posted bylittlefallsmetson April 8, 2009 at 4:48 pm (#947841)
All Sheffield needs to do is waddle out there whenever there’s a lefty starting. How many times a season on average do you get a lefty starter opposing?
Just get the damn bat out of Church’s hands when there’s a southpaw up there and I’m happy with Gary’s contribution.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm (#947842)
He’s gonna be really good, isn’t he?
yes :(
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm (#947843)
Jesus Christ, Rollins, I only used my first round draft pick on you. Can you please hit a LITTLE?
2ns rounder here.
fucker
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm (#947844)
2ns rounder here.
fucker
traitor
(go kelly johnson!)
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm (#947845)
I love all the Phillies fans that have it in their head that J.A. Happ is some sort of great prospect.
He’s a 26 year old soft tossing lefty. Get over it.
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm (#947846)
Rollins 2007 = OUTLIER
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm (#947847)
All Sheffield needs to do is waddle out there whenever there’s a lefty starting. How many times a season on average do you get a lefty starter opposing?
Cole Hamels, Jamie Moyer.
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:51 pm (#947848)
Rollins 2007 = OUTLIER
Fine, damnit, fantasy speaking I’ll take Rollins 2006!
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm (#947849)
Rollins fantasy value for 08 is pretty damn nice when you factor in steals
48 of 50 is nuts
i had no idea
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:53 pm (#947850)
Schafer is going to get one hell of a wake up call when he has to bat in a stadium that’s NOT Citizen’s Bank Park (not saying that homer wasn’t deserved, I have no idea).
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon April 8, 2009 at 4:54 pm (#947851)
48 of 50 is nuts
Greenies. That’s all I’m saying.
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:54 pm (#947852)
I wonder how small Rollins looks in Reyes’ rear view mirror.
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm (#947853)
Rollins is the KING of running in blowouts and low leverage situations. The absolute king.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm (#947854)
the ring reflects in the mirror
:(
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm (#947855)
absolutely D, i was just speaking pure fantasy value
Comment posted byEd in Westchesteron April 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm (#947856)
ALright, I’m off to the seder.
Let’s Go Mets!
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm (#947857)
Yeah, he’ll be the #3 overall SS in fantasy, no doubt.
And I had him in a 8-person keeper league (I missed the first 5 rounds of the initial draft and autodrafted him) and let him go! hahaha
My soul is cleansed though.
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm (#947858)
fake seder > Seder
enjoy ed!
Comment posted byDepon April 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm (#947859)
My soul is cleansed though.
LOL!!!!!!!
Comment posted byDLon April 8, 2009 at 5:21 pm (#947861)
I’d much rather the Phillies swept than the Braves
The return of the Braves bandwagon is going to be the worst thing ever
Comment posted byDannyon April 8, 2009 at 5:26 pm (#947863)
The current Phillies bandwagon isn’t annoying?
I want both teams to die but I think the Phillies are better, so I’m enjoying their problems right now. Although sure, it would be better if it were the Nationals sweeping the Phillies in Philly right now.
Comment posted byDLon April 8, 2009 at 5:35 pm (#947865)
Braves fans are much more annoying than Philly fans
Comment posted bySquadron Nyeon April 8, 2009 at 5:36 pm (#947866)
game thread is open..
a tad early, true, but clean and fresh nonetheless
“Heath Bell’s Roller Blades”
“Kunz Kant Spel”
Terrible job by Torres there. Better he should keep a stiff upper lip and give it a go next time down the pitch.
LOL danny
(and Ed)
I mean really, faking an injury on the pitch? That type of thing is just not done. It’s as low as buggery.
i got nothing.
I don’t even know what his 56′ comment means but I’m still laughing at it.
Ibanez goes yard
tie game 2-2
i think he’s saying one teams fans has a song about the ugliness of the other teams player, but they got thier own guy that is plenty damn ugly
i never heard the names of these guys
I’ve never heard the word gargoylacious in my life though. Is it real? haha
hahahaha naw. that was quite a funny combination he came up with
that cant be a word. at least i dont think it is
ZERO web results for it
rare you get that these days haha
LOL dep
Rare indeed!
3-2 Bravos with them juicd, 1 out
McCann with another RibEye
Frenchie!
7-2!!!
Innings Eater™!
WHERE WAS THIS SHIT LAST YEAR BRAVES?!?!?!??!!
Blanton’s yahoo pic is so damn funny
he looks so fat
Wow. Is Philadelphia this bad? Or is Atlanta this good?
nice 5-spot in the 3rd
bury those bitches
we’ll deal w the braves later. for now bury the philth
CUE SOMEONE ELSE
BUT I HATE THE BRAVES SO SO MUCH MORE
(stfu)
I’m sure the answer to both lies somewhere in the middle
ATL aint this good and PHI aint this bad
The Phils have Victorino, they’ll be alright.
and he triples on cue hahahaha
7 ER in 3 IP is JUST SO PURTY for that fatty
hahahahhahahahaha OMG jewish humor!!!!
How is a ball that’s “deflected” end up a triple? Shouldn’t there be an error in there?
maybe guy dove for it and it hit his glove
or it was a tough play
we all know errors on OF plays is scored retarded
It is but usually if they dive for it and then kick it away, there’s an error involved somewhere. Oh well, hometown scoring.
Dep, did you get Extra Innings?
Was wathcing the ATl-Phi game last night and Peachtree TV had no commercials at all. They stayed with views of the field throuoghout, sound was not turned off so you hear the PA system. It was lovely.
STFU indeed.
I HATE ALL OF THEM EQUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven’t seen a jew get robbed like that since Bernard Madoff was free.
/SP paraphrase
I must say that I am quite enjoying the thrashing the Braves of Atlanta are administering to the Phillies of Philadelphia. Reminds me of the beatings that Man U would put on Arsenal back in the old days before Man U was overcome by a case of “ramble around the pitch blindly and lose”. Surely this turn of events is causing some consternation in the city of brotherly love. Though I have no doubt that the veteran leadership and grit shall prevail in the end.
:worried that he scared all the geeks away:
guys?
Nope, just earning my pay over here.
Not yet. I thought i could just buy it with my remote but nooo i must call TWC, and that aint fun so i’ll do it this weekend most likely.
That’s excellent, i love when they dont cut to commercials. i love it more when they leave the announcers mics on and they dont know! get some good stuff then.
yupyup, but maybe it just deflected off his glove.
i can live with “oh well hometown scoring”!!!
I didn’t realize Extra-Innings was free this week until last night. I wound up watching a bit of the Cubs Astros game.
Blanton ate up 4 innings today. Chomp Chomp
hahahaha
right now I hate the philth more.
its like the time value of money. the Time value of PAIN.
=(PAIN)/1+.05^20-(years ago pain took place)
=philth pain >
wacka wacka
oh get out
i didnt even try last nite! estupido depo!
bwahahahahhaa
I forgot the Phillies had Miguel Cairo! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ruh roh, i’m starting to feel a little sheff love
i saw someone write that the other day and assumed it was a joke
REGRESS MOTHERFUCKERS REGRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
uhhhhhh
Jerry….
lolz
LOL @ ‘93
Sheff can be a HUGE ASSET if he embraces a part-time role. We need that stick too.
so far so good. he seems in an embracing mood
at least beltran aint overpaid yet
It would be nice if he WASN’T a fatty though.
God, just imagine if we got Lowe instead of Ollie/Garcia.
roflz and tearz
yupyup
yupyup
yupyup
yupyup
yupyup
yupyup
yupyup
remember Dep, I have FIOS, not TWC.
Jesus Christ, Rollins, I only used my first round draft pick on you. Can you please hit a LITTLE?
Ed, I have Comcast and the free previews lasts a week for us.
ah yes ed, thanks
i think i had a free preview last season for a week or two so i bet its a bunch of cable companies
i shall let u know
traitor
(go chipper!)
phew
I was getting a tad worried when you didn’t respond.
Schafer just hit another bomb
9-3!
Jordan Schafer ding dong
He’s gonna be really good, isn’t he?
naw i actually had a phone call
i should go and finish my work so i can leave but fuckkkkkk it, i’m having too much fun with y’all today
All Sheffield needs to do is waddle out there whenever there’s a lefty starting. How many times a season on average do you get a lefty starter opposing?
Just get the damn bat out of Church’s hands when there’s a southpaw up there and I’m happy with Gary’s contribution.
yes :(
2ns rounder here.
fucker
traitor
(go kelly johnson!)
I love all the Phillies fans that have it in their head that J.A. Happ is some sort of great prospect.
He’s a 26 year old soft tossing lefty. Get over it.
Rollins 2007 = OUTLIER
Cole Hamels, Jamie Moyer.
Fine, damnit, fantasy speaking I’ll take Rollins 2006!
Rollins fantasy value for 08 is pretty damn nice when you factor in steals
48 of 50 is nuts
i had no idea
Schafer is going to get one hell of a wake up call when he has to bat in a stadium that’s NOT Citizen’s Bank Park (not saying that homer wasn’t deserved, I have no idea).
Greenies. That’s all I’m saying.
I wonder how small Rollins looks in Reyes’ rear view mirror.
Rollins is the KING of running in blowouts and low leverage situations. The absolute king.
the ring reflects in the mirror
:(
absolutely D, i was just speaking pure fantasy value
ALright, I’m off to the seder.
Let’s Go Mets!
Yeah, he’ll be the #3 overall SS in fantasy, no doubt.
And I had him in a 8-person keeper league (I missed the first 5 rounds of the initial draft and autodrafted him) and let him go! hahaha
My soul is cleansed though.
fake seder > Seder
enjoy ed!
LOL!!!!!!!
I’d much rather the Phillies swept than the Braves
The return of the Braves bandwagon is going to be the worst thing ever
The current Phillies bandwagon isn’t annoying?
I want both teams to die but I think the Phillies are better, so I’m enjoying their problems right now. Although sure, it would be better if it were the Nationals sweeping the Phillies in Philly right now.
Braves fans are much more annoying than Philly fans
game thread is open..
a tad early, true, but clean and fresh nonetheless