cust, I hate your Wings with a passion, but it looks like they will run away with the cup again. I don’t for see anyone stopping them.
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon May 6, 2008 at 6:06 pm (#683609)
HMMM NOPE THE BULLS KINDA STUNK THIS YEAR ,,,,
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon May 6, 2008 at 6:10 pm (#683610)
hey there timmaayy ,,,
hats shaking ??
yr cards are doing good ,,,,
and i got poobooy in my homer pool ,,,
Comment posted bybcusteron May 6, 2008 at 6:11 pm (#683611)
the wings big problem has been getting out of the 1st round. they have had the best talent in the nhl for years. looks like they may have finally gotten it together this year
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 6:12 pm (#683612)
it wasnt even cake! it was pecan pie!
what a jip!
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon May 6, 2008 at 6:14 pm (#683613)
hmmmmmmmm huh huh no cake ????
those farkin bastages !!!!
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 6:14 pm (#683614)
yea, each birthday person here gets choice so the girl wanted pecan pie.
as long as she’s happy, its her bday, blah blah blah!
Comment posted bybcusteron May 6, 2008 at 6:14 pm (#683615)
i never liked pecan pie.
now a nice homemade cherry, strawberry rhubarb or apple pie… yum
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 6:15 pm (#683616)
mmmmmm apple pie. I’m not a huge pie guy, but i love me some apple pie.
heated with some vanilla ice cream. mmmmmmmmmmm
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon May 6, 2008 at 6:19 pm (#683617)
THE MAN IS KEEPING YOU DOWN HUH DEP ????!!!!!
STICK IT TO THE MAN !!! THATS WHAT I SAY !!! :)
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 6:19 pm (#683618)
Kobe! Sorry CP3, next year
Kobe Bryant was officially named the leagues Most Valuable Player on Tuesday.
Chris Paul was second, Kevin Garnett third and LeBron James fourth in the race for the trophy. This news broke on Friday night, but wasn’t made official until today. It’s hard to believe, but this is Kobe’s first MVP award. He’ll receive his trophy during a pre-game ceremony on Wednesday night as the Lakers take on the Jazz in L.A. in Game 2 of the Western Conference Semifinals. May. 6 - 6:07 pm et
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 6:20 pm (#683619)
lol bob.
the man treats me pretty good here, we’ll let him be for the time being ;)
bobby….my favorite line from Pulp Fiction is what I use when ever any of my friends or baseball fans tell me the Cards are doing well….
“Let’s not start suckin each others d!cks just yet”
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon May 6, 2008 at 6:22 pm (#683621)
ha ha ha speaking of pulp fiction ,m, check this ,,,,
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon May 6, 2008 at 6:23 pm (#683622)
Pulp Shakespeare
Jules: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration?
Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response.
Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
Brett: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What?
I know but naught of thy fair country What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: English! Dost thou speak it, wh0reson cur?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT’s throat
J: Speak ‘What’ again! Thou cur, cry ‘What’ again!
I dare thee utter ‘What’ again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but ‘What’,
Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark…
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Hath he the semblance of a harl0t?
B: What?
JULES strikes and BRETT cries out.
J: Hath he the semblance of a harl0t?!
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
B: I did not!
J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!
Thou sought to r@pe him like a chattel wh0re!
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed
With aught but Lady Wallace, whom he wed.
I meant the deadwing era, from the 60’s till 80’s. What was the defining moment that made them a dynasty…was it Stevie Y?
Comment posted bybcusteron May 6, 2008 at 6:50 pm (#683631)
detroit was always hockeytown. they just didn’t paint it on center ice back then. and yes, i would credit yzerman as the franchise savior. he is like our babe ruth, maybe noot statistically, but in spirit..
Comment posted byDannyon May 6, 2008 at 6:56 pm (#683632)
LOL at HOF Joe:
SprungOnSports (Long Island): Willie Randolph recently stated that his team feels more comfortable on the road than at home because of the booing of the fans, your thoughts?
SportsNation Joe Morgan: That happens in a lot of cases–teams feel relaxed on the road because of the booing and the pressure of playing up to the hometown fans’ expectations. I don’t think it’s a good situation, because you’d rather be dominant at home, but I do understand what he’s saying. I don’t know about all the pressures in New York because I never played for a New York team.
Comment posted byFutureon May 6, 2008 at 8:06 pm (#683640)
So what the hell have you guys been talking about.
Comment posted byKneel Before Zod!on May 6, 2008 at 8:14 pm (#683641)
The move is to go the bathroom and pregame.
::high five::
Comment posted byDannyon May 6, 2008 at 8:17 pm (#683642)
Haha, Future.
It was a particularly wild day on the Geek.
Comment posted bypjon May 6, 2008 at 8:20 pm (#683643)
i am glad i was working diligently and my good name was not associated with the filthy banter and objectification.
Comment posted byDannyon May 6, 2008 at 8:22 pm (#683644)
How many links did you click on, pj?
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 8:23 pm (#683645)
I want our lineup!
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 8:23 pm (#683646)
one day we’re all going to get yelled at, lets hope today aint that day! ;)
Comment posted byDannyon May 6, 2008 at 8:25 pm (#683647)
Dep, I think you should click on the Schneider interview on wfan.com. You might like him again!
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 8:25 pm (#683648)
METS
SS Jose Reyes
RF Ryan Church
3B David Wright
CF Carlos Beltran
LF Moises Alou
1B Carlos Delgado
C Brian Schneider
2B Luis Castillo
RH Nelson Figueroa
NOTE: A late posting on the line-up today as Willie Randolph was waiting for Moises Alou to report. Randolph was considering giving him a day off.
from Delcos
Comment posted byJessicaon May 6, 2008 at 8:25 pm (#683649)
Delcos just posted the lineup. Schneid is playing :-(
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 8:26 pm (#683650)
Dep, I think you should click on the Schneider interview on wfan.com. You might like him again!
NO!
If he hits a double tonight, i like him again
Comment posted byDannyon May 6, 2008 at 8:27 pm (#683651)
Okay okay, the tough love approach…
Comment posted byDepon May 6, 2008 at 8:29 pm (#683652)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
i dont hate him. we’re just in a lowpoint in our relationship
Comment posted byDannyon May 6, 2008 at 8:29 pm (#683653)
(you’re staring at the link and thinking about clicking on it, aren’t you?)
Comment posted bypjon May 6, 2008 at 8:29 pm (#683654)
How many links did you click on, pj?
none, are you trying that sly look on me now?
Comment posted bytim from St.Lon May 6, 2008 at 8:30 pm (#683655)
All you fantasy players don’t rush out and pick up Mulder…he is back in St.L visiting the Doc…evidentley something in his 6 run in six inning performance last night didn’t look right…..
Comment posted byDannyon May 6, 2008 at 8:31 pm (#683656)
lol pj
Um, no…
**bats eyelashes**
Comment posted bypjon May 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm (#683657)
so newgirl got a job offer in ghana. big decisions ahead.
Comment posted bytim from St.Lon May 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm (#683658)
What’s the best part about getting a Palestinian sex doll?
They blow them selves up……
is this thing on?
Comment posted byDannyon May 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm (#683659)
re-he-he-heally
Wowsers. The crossroads.
Comment posted byKneel Before Zod!on May 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm (#683660)
hay guise, how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Comment posted bytim from St.Lon May 6, 2008 at 8:49 pm (#683661)
I think I know, but How Zod?
Comment posted byKneel Before Zod!on May 6, 2008 at 8:50 pm (#683662)
AIDS
you’ve been a great crowd….
Comment posted byKneel Before Zod!on May 6, 2008 at 8:51 pm (#683663)
i figured your palestinian joke made mine ok
Comment posted bypjon May 6, 2008 at 8:52 pm (#683664)
now that metsgeek has gone XXX, there is nothing left in america for me.
Comment posted byJessicaon May 6, 2008 at 8:52 pm (#683665)
I’ve heard Zod’s joke before, but with a more violent punchline
Comment posted bySimonson May 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm (#683666)
Wow you’ve been a t-terrific audience.
Comment posted bySimonson May 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm (#683667)
Is that like researching the pitcher?
that’s brilliant. i will surely do this if it happens.
…….
Dep in stall: ::strange noises::
Guy outside stall: What’s going on in there?
Dep: Nothing man, just working one out.
Guy outside stall: Ah, what gives?
Dep: Going home with Vida Guerra.
Guy: And you’re inside a stall jacking off?
Dep: Yup
Sucking toe doesn’t get her rocks off anymore!?!?
Rosie O’Donnell getting the business from her girlfriend.
LMAO Dep
You’ve got it!
Strangely and unfortunately enough, that only worked on gay men.
bwahahahahahahahahahaa
yea, but once she got on a bed and showed me that heiny, it would all be over.
wooooot!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks bro!
That a boy. She also needs something nice to look at too. ; )
Two words: Ass Worshipping. I don’t discuss religion here on the Geek, but I am strict devout follower of Bootyism.
ooooh, dats a good one too! eek!
argh, i gotta go celebrate a co-workers bday. back in a bit. see those later that bounce.
It better be good cake!
Alright, I’m out. Later Pervs– I mean, Geeks.
Star Jones naked with her loose skin after gastric bypass surgery!
Now that I’ve taught my fellow man everything I know, it’s time for me to bid adieu until later tonight for gametime.
Mad luvs to all my Geeks out there
LMAO
LMAO x 2, I thought I was the only one who remembered that one
HEY GANG WHATS UP ????
i know we have been off this topic for a bit, but i feel that if you want to breed animals for racing, breed these:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/churakko/655219610/
almost as fast and 10x as hardy as a thoroughbred…
Hey Bob! I think everyone left, they got Janeane Garofalo fatigue
We winning tonight or what?
who’s pitching for us/ maine?
hmmmmm hey simons ,,,jjeeexxx you guys get bored when there is a night game huh ?????
west coast night game especially Bob
I think they’re starting
HeilmanFiggy tonightI think the Geekettes have been scared off permanently now btw
i tried to ge a little marguerite henry discussion going, but it didn’t take off…
its figgy tonight !!!
jjeexx ystrday was raunchhy too huh ???
lets talk some aboyut the chicago luva bulls !!!! good stuff huh cust ???
Hey, if you guys are going to have conversations I have nothing to contribute to, might as well be when I’m trying to study for finals, I guess.
studying is over rated jess :)
what’s up w/the bulls, booey? did they even make the playoffs? last i heard they were looking for a new head coach. i am not a huge nba guy…
cust, I hate your Wings with a passion, but it looks like they will run away with the cup again. I don’t for see anyone stopping them.
HMMM NOPE THE BULLS KINDA STUNK THIS YEAR ,,,,
hey there timmaayy ,,,
hats shaking ??
yr cards are doing good ,,,,
and i got poobooy in my homer pool ,,,
the wings big problem has been getting out of the 1st round. they have had the best talent in the nhl for years. looks like they may have finally gotten it together this year
it wasnt even cake! it was pecan pie!
what a jip!
hmmmmmmmm huh huh no cake ????
those farkin bastages !!!!
yea, each birthday person here gets choice so the girl wanted pecan pie.
as long as she’s happy, its her bday, blah blah blah!
i never liked pecan pie.
now a nice homemade cherry, strawberry rhubarb or apple pie… yum
mmmmmm apple pie. I’m not a huge pie guy, but i love me some apple pie.
heated with some vanilla ice cream. mmmmmmmmmmm
THE MAN IS KEEPING YOU DOWN HUH DEP ????!!!!!
STICK IT TO THE MAN !!! THATS WHAT I SAY !!! :)
Kobe! Sorry CP3, next year
lol bob.
the man treats me pretty good here, we’ll let him be for the time being ;)
bobby….my favorite line from Pulp Fiction is what I use when ever any of my friends or baseball fans tell me the Cards are doing well….
“Let’s not start suckin each others d!cks just yet”
ha ha ha speaking of pulp fiction ,m, check this ,,,,
Pulp Shakespeare
Jules: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration?
Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response.
Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
Brett: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What?
I know but naught of thy fair country What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: English! Dost thou speak it, wh0reson cur?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT’s throat
J: Speak ‘What’ again! Thou cur, cry ‘What’ again!
I dare thee utter ‘What’ again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but ‘What’,
Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark…
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Hath he the semblance of a harl0t?
B: What?
JULES strikes and BRETT cries out.
J: Hath he the semblance of a harl0t?!
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
B: I did not!
J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!
Thou sought to r@pe him like a chattel wh0re!
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed
With aught but Lady Wallace, whom he wed.
Cust, the director of player development for the Wings must be a frickin genious…
HMMMMMM LOTS OF RUSKIES AND SWEDES STILL ON THE WINGS ???
nice boo
ok ok 10 hours staring at the cpu is enuff ,,, more later guys
viva los mets !!!
perfect mix of finesse, grinders and goaltending…
tim, they don’t call detroit “hockeytown” for no reason…
rabid fan base, flying octopi, a great arena, sharp uniforms… management is highly motivated to put a topnotch product on the ice
did they call it hockey town in the 80’s?
I meant the deadwing era, from the 60’s till 80’s. What was the defining moment that made them a dynasty…was it Stevie Y?
detroit was always hockeytown. they just didn’t paint it on center ice back then. and yes, i would credit yzerman as the franchise savior. he is like our babe ruth, maybe noot statistically, but in spirit..
LOL at HOF Joe:
So what the hell have you guys been talking about.
::high five::
Haha, Future.
It was a particularly wild day on the Geek.
i am glad i was working diligently and my good name was not associated with the filthy banter and objectification.
How many links did you click on, pj?
I want our lineup!
one day we’re all going to get yelled at, lets hope today aint that day! ;)
Dep, I think you should click on the Schneider interview on wfan.com. You might like him again!
from Delcos
Delcos just posted the lineup. Schneid is playing :-(
NO!
If he hits a double tonight, i like him again
Okay okay, the tough love approach…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
i dont hate him. we’re just in a lowpoint in our relationship
(you’re staring at the link and thinking about clicking on it, aren’t you?)
none, are you trying that sly look on me now?
All you fantasy players don’t rush out and pick up Mulder…he is back in St.L visiting the Doc…evidentley something in his 6 run in six inning performance last night didn’t look right…..
lol pj
Um, no…
**bats eyelashes**
so newgirl got a job offer in ghana. big decisions ahead.
What’s the best part about getting a Palestinian sex doll?
They blow them selves up……
is this thing on?
re-he-he-heally
Wowsers. The crossroads.
hay guise, how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
I think I know, but How Zod?
AIDS
you’ve been a great crowd….
i figured your palestinian joke made mine ok
now that metsgeek has gone XXX, there is nothing left in america for me.
I’ve heard Zod’s joke before, but with a more violent punchline
Wow you’ve been a t-terrific audience.
Whoa, buzzkill
75 College Students Arrested in Calif. Drug Raid
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/07/us/07students.html
are you imitating jimmy from south park? if so, bravo.
is it still aids-related or different?
it’s taken zod over a year to be able to say these jokes without getting reamed. it feels good.
what a gun by Ankiel…..Check it out on BBTN. Nailed Taveras tagging and trying to go to 3rd..HGH aided but still pretty…..
yuppers
In the version I’ve heard, the punchline is “a two-by-four”
Haha, Jessica
Yikes, that one is pretty bad, too.
that’s just mean! at least mine is…oh, nevermind.
I think the most offensive thing mentioned today, and ever on this sight, was that Jeanin Garaffalo was hot. Shudders….
yea the garafalo thing was just bizarre
this celtics game is brutal. PICK IT UP!
count me in for the huh award being given out today re: garafalo
i mean, people were posting pictures of her, like, “see, she’s cute.”
Game Thread open…