578 Responses to “Link Dump: April 10th, 2008”

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1. Comment posted by Simons on April 10, 2008 at 4:23 pm (#651544)

   http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34171

   Did you make one of her interview requirements to lightly jump up and down?


2. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:24 pm (#651545)

   elevator eyes totally are lol, but she wasnt facing me when i did it lol

3. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 4:24 pm (#651546)

   I love interviewing intern candidates.

   Did you ask about her skills finding babes in bikins on the internets? Did you time her to see how quickly she could find them ;-)


4. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm (#651547)

   those are boy skills i require.

   girl skills are TOTALLY different. heehee ;)


5. Comment posted by Lunkwill Fook on April 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm (#651548)

   elevator eyes totally are lol, but she wasnt facing me when i did it lol

   If someone saw you do it, that could be third party harassment!


6. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm (#651549)

   http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34171

   LMAO! that’s great

7. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm (#651550)

   I’m not asking.


8. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:26 pm (#651551)

   hahaha, good don’t! I’d have to go and make up something perverted so i didnt disappoint ;)

9. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 4:29 pm (#651552)

   Simons, you couldn’t find anything more current than 1998? How about sexual harrassment on sports blogs where women are subjected to talk of tits and ass.
   Could you find an article on that, please!


10. Comment posted by Simons on April 10, 2008 at 4:29 pm (#651553)

    I’ll get on that one stat shea

    BBL


11. Comment posted by Lunkwill Fook on April 10, 2008 at 4:32 pm (#651554)

    I got “Criminal” by Fiona Apple stuck in my head.


12. Comment posted by tim from STL. on April 10, 2008 at 4:33 pm (#651555)

    saw that you guys were talking about the rising wiffle ball and how announcers are wrong about saying a baseball rises…..I never liked it when they said that a ball picked up speed on a wet turf…..thats impossible…..I learned that in Physics with Proffesor Cartmenez…

    How do I reach Dez Keeeddzzzzzz????

13. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm (#651556)

    tim, they were just talking about something on the FAN (a guy from St Louis called) and I just caught dribs and drabs of it. Something about someone getting fired from a radio station and Dave Duncan and the Cards were involved someway. Do you have any idea what I’m talking about?


14. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:40 pm (#651557)

    I MISINTERPRETED THE RULES.

    this is what the white people say.


15. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:40 pm (#651558)

    never liked it when they said that a ball picked up speed on a wet turf…..thats impossible….

    yup, that’s another one that dont make sense

16. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 4:44 pm (#651559)

    Does that fall into the same category as sliding into first is faster than running?


17. Comment posted by tim from STL. on April 10, 2008 at 4:44 pm (#651560)

    yeah shea…a local loudmouth has had a feud with duncan, and DD refused to talk to him on the air about it. The reporter, Kevin Slaten, called DD and did not tell him he was broadcasting live, got into an argument with DD and only told him they were on the air after the fact…..It’s really not much of a story …the radio guy has been accused of spousal abuse, assault and DUI in the past and is regarded in the ST. L area as a bully/ loudmouth…..he’s kinda a tool…oh yeah he punched a woman in the parking lot after a Blues game…


18. Comment posted by tim from STL. on April 10, 2008 at 4:45 pm (#651561)

    yeah shea…skip shuemacker slid into first last night…it’s the scrappy thing to do.


19. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:45 pm (#651562)

    Does that fall into the same category as sliding into first is faster than running?

    I agree with you on that one. it always is slower to slide


20. Comment posted by tim from STL. on April 10, 2008 at 4:46 pm (#651563)

    “you better get an AIDS test johnson, cause your wifes a dude. F****t!”

    best line of the night


21. Comment posted by Lunkwill Fook on April 10, 2008 at 4:48 pm (#651564)

    WTF? HAHAH!


22. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:50 pm (#651565)

    lol timmy.

    I loved when Cartman was playing basketball with the kid

    and anytime he said Bill Bellllllicheck


23. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:51 pm (#651566)

    Alex (Princeton): With Pedro out and El Duque out, why don’t the Mets turn Heilman back into a starter? He’s terrible in the bullpen and probably wouldn’t be that much worse in the rotation. Probably would be a better option than Nelson Figueroa, no?

    SportsNation Keith Law: Heilman can’t start. Doesn’t have the breaking ball.

24. Comment posted by Ed in Westchester 2.0 on April 10, 2008 at 4:52 pm (#651567)

    i got nothing shea


25. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:52 pm (#651568)

    Aaron (New York, NY): Thoughts on the Mets getting rickrolled? I’m a Mets fanatic and thought it was hilarious. The crowd reaction was great too. Watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    SportsNation Keith Law: That’s the prank of the year. I love that Google/Youtube rickrolled users on April 1st too.


26. Comment posted by tim from STL. on April 10, 2008 at 4:52 pm (#651569)

    look at the scoreboard Ese…

27. Comment posted by Ed in Westchester 2.0 on April 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm (#651570)

    shea :

    http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/columnists.nsf/dancaesar/story/500557D480B3277E86257427000C8A5A?OpenDocument


28. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:54 pm (#651571)

    someone explain this to me, i love my pancakes

    God-Fearing-American(USA): You keep your sissy crepes to yourself, I’ll take good old-fashioned American pancakes any day! Love or leave it, pal!

    SportsNation Keith Law: There’s a great line in a little book called Pasquale’s Nose, where a doddering old man in the town square comes up to the author and says without provocation, “No one ever feels good after eating pancakes.” And if you think about it, it’s quite true.

29. Comment posted by Ed in Westchester 2.0 on April 10, 2008 at 4:55 pm (#651572)

    custer isn’t going to like Law’s answer.


30. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:55 pm (#651573)

    a fair answer from steve

    Glenn (Cumberland, RI): Steve, whatever happened to the Coco to the Mets talk? Is that completely dead? Would it make sense from your perspective?

    SportsNation Steve Phillips: The Mets don’t have much to trade, and the Red Sox aren’t giving Coco away, as the FA class is not very strong this upcoming offseason. Unless the Mets ante up for Crisp, I don’t suspect a deal gets done. I think the Mets can hold tight for now in the outfield, as they have more significant issues, with the health of their starting rotation. What the Mets really need is for Jose Reyes to get things going.


31. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:57 pm (#651574)

    that’s all we need Jerry

    Kevin (STL): How much of an impact will Claudio Vargas have, if he does sign with the Mets?

    SportsNation Jerry Crasnick: Kevin, I think the operational phrase is “back of the rotation filler.”


32. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:58 pm (#651575)

    “hellacious slider” and he’s talking about pelfrey! LOL

    Scoot (Syracuse): Jerry, Mike Perfrey–5th starter 4 the Mets?

    SportsNation Jerry Crasnick: Scoot, I don’t see why not. Pelfrey has a fine sinker, and for all the talk about his lack of a breaking ball, I saw him throw a hellacious slider or two last night against the Phillies. If I’m the Mets, I’d keep running him out there with the anticipation that he’s only going to get better.

33. Comment posted by Ed in Westchester 2.0 on April 10, 2008 at 4:58 pm (#651576)

    Dep - pancakes are quite filling.


34. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:59 pm (#651577)

    wow artie got fired today from howard

    wwtdd has the audio, absolute craziness


35. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 4:59 pm (#651578)

    ahhhh, is that it? but i feel HAPPY when full. i still dont get the pancake hate :( lol

36. Comment posted by Ed in Westchester 2.0 on April 10, 2008 at 4:59 pm (#651579)

    I admit I didn’t see a lot of the game last night.

    Did he throw any sliders that people are aware of?


37. Comment posted by Lunkwill Fook on April 10, 2008 at 5:00 pm (#651580)

    Ed, he made Utley look stupid on one slider.


38. Comment posted by pj on April 10, 2008 at 5:01 pm (#651581)

    custer isn’t going to like Law’s answer.

    why? does custer love pancakes?

    beepiknowhelovesmudflapsboop


39. Comment posted by Lunkwill Fook on April 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm (#651582)

    pj, it’s starting to become par for the course that the only thing you say for real anymore is the phrase hidden in your beepboop. :)

40. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm (#651583)

    I love pancakes too. I don’t get that at all? Maybe there was something prior to that that we missed.

41. Comment posted by Ed in Westchester 2.0 on April 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm (#651584)

    I LUV Pancakes. Butter and syrup over a big stack of blueberry pancakes is good eatin’.

    I don’t get the hate either.

    Maybe people eat them at IHOP instead of making them at home.

    home cooked >>>>> IHOP


42. Comment posted by pj on April 10, 2008 at 5:03 pm (#651586)

    Scoot (Syracuse): Jerry, Mike Perfrey–5th starter 4 the Mets?

    SportsNation Jelly Clasnick: Scoot, stop making fun of the way I tark


43. Comment posted by Lunkwill Fook on April 10, 2008 at 5:03 pm (#651585)

    I think the idea is that a lot of pancakes makes you feel bloated and sleepy whereas crepes are light (but you’re hungry again in half an hour).

44. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 5:03 pm (#651587)

    Phillips is absolutely right. The Mets need Reyes to move off the Mendoza line.


45. Comment posted by tim from STL. on April 10, 2008 at 5:04 pm (#651588)

    i listened to The HSS this morn…artie lost his shiz and got physical with his assistant and quit…Howard will have to fire him I guess.


46. Comment posted by pj on April 10, 2008 at 5:05 pm (#651589)

    pj, it’s starting to become par for the course that the only thing you say for real anymore is the phrase hidden in your beepboop. :)

    yep, it really makes my lectures hard to follow


47. Comment posted by Lunkwill Fook on April 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm (#651590)

    But man are your students coming out with interesting new essay forms.


48. Comment posted by tim from STL. on April 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm (#651591)

    Javier Bardom is hittin Penelope Cruz….did not know that…

49. Comment posted by Ed in Westchester 2.0 on April 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm (#651593)

    LOL pj

    for the second time today apparently, as I got the “duplicate comment message, which is why I am adding this long-winded add-on to what should be a simple post.


50. Comment posted by Lunkwill Fook on April 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm (#651592)

    Alright, I’m out, Geeks. GO METS!

51. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 5:10 pm (#651594)

    Javier Bardom is hittin Penelope Cruz….did not know that…

    If you didn’t know that, how did you know it to post it?


52. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:11 pm (#651595)

    Javier Bardom is hittin Penelope Cruz….did not know that…

    yupyup, they’ve been together for a while.

    I’m not a huge fan of hers, I like her on-screen, not so much off.


53. Comment posted by tim from STL. on April 10, 2008 at 5:11 pm (#651596)

    cause I saw it on Perez Hilton on another window I have open and I gossip like an old wash woman….


54. Comment posted by pj on April 10, 2008 at 5:11 pm (#651597)

    thanks, ed. i am sure that dep is “laughing out loud”, but apparently he doesn’t like to give multiple lol props.


55. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm (#651598)

    #

    I think the idea is that a lot of pancakes makes you feel bloated and sleepy whereas crepes are light (but you’re hungry again in half an hour).

    yea, i guess that’s it.

    Shea, he just talked about Crepes before, dats it. someone asked him the one food he just cant get right and he said Crepes. Law considers himself quite the little chef.

56. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm (#651599)

    Oh! thanks for clarifying!


57. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm (#651600)

    hahahaha, ok you get this one

    LOL PJ!!!


58. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:14 pm (#651601)

    this artie lange stuff is wild. i’m listening to it now

    he lost his fragile wittle mind


59. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:15 pm (#651602)

    ahhhhhh, now he may be something special. He was garbage a little while ago ;)

    Lucas Minneapolis, MN: Carlos Gomez is he the next Ricky Henderson? The kid is fast and playing with the Twins he will be bunting to get on base a lot.

    SportsNation Jerry Crasnick: Lucas, I’m not sure about Rickey Henderson just yet, but Gomez can fly and he has a terrific arm. He’s a lot of fun to watch, and if the Twins have the patience to give him 550 at-bats for a couple of years, they might really have something special on their hands.


60. Comment posted by pj on April 10, 2008 at 5:18 pm (#651603)

    if i hadn’t met him in person, i would swear that dep represents a new generation of artificial intelligence software bot programmed by Eric Simon to respond to metsgeek comments. his encyclopedic knowledge of porn, video games, illicit drugs, and comic books is perfect for the targeted demographic and keeps people refreshing the page all day.

    i have a hard time reconciling his love of the mets with the fact that he has never played baseball in his life.


61. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:19 pm (#651604)

    LMAO. The DepBot700. I smell a new handle ;)

    I’ve been a 18-21 year old boy…since i turned that age. I love my arrested development.

    PS. I play wiffleball! it counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)


62. Comment posted by pj on April 10, 2008 at 5:20 pm (#651605)

    lol, dep

    lol for realz


63. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm (#651606)

    hahahaha……I honestly think I may have chased more people away from here than those I have recruited and kept glued to their PCs ;)


64. Comment posted by 86Forever on April 10, 2008 at 5:23 pm (#651607)

    The Claudia Vargas signing was a must. We’re moving into a new ballpark next year, and we have our own TV network. We need stars to market.

    His fastball? Var-Gas.


65. Comment posted by pj on April 10, 2008 at 5:23 pm (#651608)

    Lucas Minneapolis, MN: Carlos Gomez is he the next Ricky Henderson? The kid is fast and playing with the Twins he will be bunting to get on base a lot.

    SportsNation Jerry Crasnick: Yes, he is the next Rickey Henderson.


66. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:24 pm (#651609)

    omg.

    there’s a new internet video.

    2 guys, 1 horse.

    I’m not even going near it. no way no how.


67. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:24 pm (#651610)

    86! LOL!


68. Comment posted by pj on April 10, 2008 at 5:25 pm (#651611)

    86, nice to see you on board.

    I was thinking of your today when I saw this


69. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:26 pm (#651612)

    ooooooh, that picture is heavenly.

70. Comment posted by bcuster on April 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm (#651613)

    the hockey establishment hatefest has started:

    What’s the deal with Notre Dame? They don’t even deserve to be here.

    Jess Myers: (5:27 PM ET ) The Irish are completely legit entrants in this tournament, especially after having to go to C-Springs as a four seed and winning twice. And I remember a Jeff Jackson team putting up nine goals in the NCAA title game not too long ago.

    PS hello 86! hope you are feeling better.


71. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:32 pm (#651614)

    Jess Myers had your back though!!!!!!!!

    GO ND!

72. Comment posted by Athena on April 10, 2008 at 5:37 pm (#651615)

    Hi, 86!!!

    I’m already imagining the Var-Gas animation for the scoreboard.

73. Comment posted by sheadenizen on April 10, 2008 at 5:40 pm (#651616)

    Most families of victims of the mass shootings at Virginia Tech have agreed to an $11 million state settlement that will compensate families who lost loved ones, pay survivors’ medical costs and avoid a court battle over whether anyone besides the gunman was to blame.


74. Comment posted by Dep on April 10, 2008 at 5:59 pm (#651617)

    whoaaaaaa. real or not, probly not. but still cool as hell.

    you be the judge

    I’m off to bowling GOOOOOOOOOOOOOMETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURa9T0-Rjk&eurl=http://www.on205th.com/


75. Comment posted by tim from STL. on April 10, 2008 at 6:02 pm (#651620)

    i’m gonna say fake…only because his insurance policy probably has a rider stating he can’t do douchie stunts

76. Comment posted by C Low on April 10, 2008 at 6:03 pm (#651621)

    Thread de Game is up

77. Comment posted by bcuster on April 10, 2008 at 6:10 pm (#651624)

    ha! i got the last question in! eidebeles likes us (but doesn’t pick us)…

    brian custer mishawaka indiana: irish showing lots of confidence and the goal drought seems to be finally broken. do you think notre dame can make the finals?

    Mike Eidelbes: (5:58 PM ET ) There are two things I like about the Irish. One is that they literally have nothing to lose, so they’ll be the loosest team here. There’s been a history of the most relaxed team winning this thing in recent years (Denver, Wisconsin, Michigan State)

    Mike Eidelbes: (5:59 PM ET ) The second is Jeff Jackson. He’s been through this before, and he’ll have his team ready to play. I think it’ll be a great game.

    Mike Eidelbes: (6:00 PM ET ) OK … we’re about four minutes from faceoff here in Denver. This is going to be a great couple of days. I’m taking BC in game 1 and Michigan in OT in game 2. See you 1 hour prior to Saturday’s faceoff!


78. Comment posted by Simons on April 10, 2008 at 11:58 pm (#652583)

    On the Link Dump, no one can hear you scream

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