Everybody loves rankings, and everybody loves guys named Reyes, so I thought I could clear up some of the roster confusion by ranking the top five in camp with the Mets:

1. Jose B Reyes, SS (Age 24)

Last year’s stats: .280/.354/.421 with NY Mets.

Comments: Steals lots of bases, smiles a lot, makes people happy.

2. Raul Reyes, OF (Age 21)

Last year’s stats: .233/.321/.433 for Brooklyn Cyclones

Comments: Has tools, but struck out every 2.5 at-bats.

3. Argenis Reyes, 2B (Age 25)

Last year’s stats: .278/.313/.360 with Akron Aeros (AA)

Comments: 27 SB. Hit a nice double the other day, bad ESPN announcer thought he was a prospect.

4. Rene Reyes, OF (Age 29)

Last year’s stats: ??????????????

Comments: hit .330 in six minor league seasons with the Rockies but struggled in the majors.

5. Jose A Reyes, C (Age 24)

Last year’s stats: .214/.284/.325 at AA Binghamton

Comments: Switched places with the other Jose Reyes during the month of September.

Honorable Mention:

Jorge Reyes, P (Age 24)

Last year’s stats: Five scoreless innings (and a win) with Savannah.

Comments: Suspended twice, which isn’t a great way to start a career, but an excellent way to end it.