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December 10, 2007
MetsGeek Caption Contest - Vote!
There’s nothing better to pass the time in between inexplicable trades than a good old-fashioned caption contest. We will leave the contest open until Wednesday, 12/12 at midnight (technically 12/13). The best captions will then be polled up for a vote, which will end on Friday at midnight (technically Saturday). All times are EST. The winner will receive a copy of MLB Vintage World Series Films - New York Mets 1969 & 1986 on DVD. Please keep it clean, folks. You can be suggestive, but we’re trying to keep things remotely family-friendly here. And… go!
UPDATE: Here are your finalists. Voting closes at midnight EST on Sunday (technically Monday). Good luck! 81 Responses to “MetsGeek Caption Contest - Vote!”Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment. |
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I love you Omar, without you I’m a better dressed Jim Dolan.
Hey Omar, You trade that gangbanger thug Milledge yet.
Hey Cash, too bad you were so tied up in the Santana discussions, I was going to offer you Milledge for your worst player.
I dont see the Big deal in this picture. Its
unfair, judgemental, and extremely stereotypical.
Siamese twins are people too and you guys need to accept them
for who they are :(
Hey Omar, I was wondering if your organization was looking for anymore medicore players with no upside; give us F. Martinez and Caros Gomez and we’ll call it a deal.
Omar: “I thought Frank Cashen was a much older man.”
“Please stop e-mailing Hank with the message I’m available.”
Are you SURE you weren’t an All-Star ten years ago, Brian?
Because I suddenly want to sign you to a contract.
Oh, hell YES, it’s long-term.
Veeeery long-term.
No, not in that pocket. No, not that one, either.
The front one.
No, it’s a tango, not a foxtrot. And, yes, I’m leading. Yes, of course this dancing is metaphorical. Wait. What does metaphorical mean again?
Oh Omar.. Your Pecs and arms are so big and tight..
I can take a “wide Stance” for you anyday.
Cashman: “And heart, Omar, I told Bill Smith that Ian Kennedy has a huge heart, and THAT is why he’s our best prospect.”
For the last time, you get the latinos, I
get the whities & black guys; capische ?
Big Stie will be pissed if we mess this up.
So that was just pillow talk when you said you trade me Milledge for Jose Molina?
“oh brian,I wish I knew how to quit you! You know what I’m saying?”
I can’t believe you farted!
Ok, where is 86 when we need him?
“When did you start using Andro?”
A huge awkward moment was replaced by a smaller one when Omar realized Brian doesn’t keep the deeds to his pitching chips in his coat, but he was saved by Brian’s return of affection.
Omar, is the secret to rock hard pecs lifting the phone constantly to try and dump young talent? Because these are fabulous!
hey omar, you been working out? you feel so buff. rrrrr!!!
“Trust me, Omar, your team will never own this town!”
No,no,no. I said “Fukudome”. What do you think of Fukudome.
Cashman (thinking to himself): So that’s what it feels like to have a heart.
Minaya (thinking to himself) : So that’s what it feels like to have a backbone.
“They don’t expect I’ve been working for you all along, Brian honey.”
“I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you’ve been Messing around, Brian”
“You know, Omar, there’s this reality show on ABC we should look into ..”
“Stop right there,pal … I said NO GREY SWEATERS. EVER!”
“Omar, take a step back … I want to open my raincoat.”
“Omar … you must help me … the owner’s son is a madman. Hw wants ro un the team! You would never understand.”
“Hey Omar …. wanna see my Mayor’s Trophy?”
“Hmmm, feels like a B-cup. I really don’t think you need that augmentation surgery.”
“You know, Brian, up close you’re much shorter…”
[Pre-photograph]
Omar: Pei-Mei taught you the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
Brian: Yes. [Sniffle]
[Photo snaps]
Omar: Seriousl– [More stunned than shocked]
Brian: Yes. Quiet now. You know what you must do.
Excuse me while I Tango with Cashman.
Omar: I’m saying it because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Hank. You’re part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
“Omar, is that your cell phone vibrating or are you just happy to see me?”
Cashman: Do you think Duaner Sanchez will be rehabilitated by spring training?
Omar: Rehabilitated? Well, Now let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means.
Since we’re doing movies:
“There’s a plane waiting for us to take us to Miami in an hour, alright? Don’t make a big thing about it.”
“Why yes, Brian, I do believe that IS a Steinbrenner semen stain on your sweater”
“Prove you love me Brian. Pull your offer for Santana.”
Yankees GM Brian Cashman (left) and Mets GM Omar Minaya embrace prior to 2007 exhibition game.
Winners
Omar, when the deal is right, you’ll feel it here. You’ll do great.
“Omar, please … the next time you want a fourth outfielder and an old catcher for a phenom, call me first. Please.”
You had me at hello
Didn’t we almost have it all, my friend?
Sure, Omar - but tonight we DANCE!
“New York’s annual cock fighting duel perceived as insensitive following sentencing of Michael Vick”.
Brian ” Omar, Remember what Clyde says no play for Mr. Grey!! “
Omar: “I see little cash is happy to see me too”
My vote goes to Jess. hers is great
Yeah, its gotta be Jess.
“Omar … don’t look now, but see the guy in the green sweatshirt over there? He just whispered ‘ITAM’ to me. Be careful.”
Cartman: I’m telling you guys thats a Scuzzlebutt. He’s got 2 heads, 4 hands, and a Patrick Duffy leg.
Kyle: Dude, theres no such thing as Scuzzlebutt.
Stan: Plus, this Monster has 3 hands. Wheres the 4th hand?
Kenny: memdmfsmfsmmfdsms
Cartman: Ha, Ha…
Stan: What do Roosters have to do with this?
Cashman: “I want to play Sheffield, you can play Jeter.”
Reference: http://sfist.com/attachments/sfist_jackson/jeter_sheffield_gay.jpg
Cashman: “Actually Omar, I have no freaken clue what you are saying”
Brian: Wanna play Magic the Gathering?
Omar: Can we play pogs instead?
Omar: “Brian, do you make any of your own decisions?”
Omar: Cashman, sneaky and mean. Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you.
You make me want to cry, you make me want to die. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Cashman.
Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms, And pin me down and I try to fight you, You come inside me and fill me up and I become the Cashman.
It’s just two men sharing the night. It might seem wrong, but it’s just right.
It’s just two men sharing each other. It’s just two men like lovin’ brothers.
One on top, and one on bottom. One inside, and one is out.
One is screaming he’s so happy and the other’s screaming a passionate shout.
It’s the Cashman. The feeling so wrong and right man, the feeling so wrong and right man.
I can’t fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Cash… the passionate, passionate Cashman.
Another winner.
omar to brian: two words brian, breath mints
Whats that in your pantalones Omar?? You must be happy to see me. ;)
PDA:
GET A NEW BALLPARK!!!!!!
hahaha
Mdog’s is really funny too. Very clever.
Omar: You know what you have to do.
Cashman: Wait, you made Bowden kiss you before you traded Milledge?
Omar: What, you think I just traded him for Brian Schneider??
Cashman: This is sick, man, just sick.
Omar: Do it. For Fernando Martinez.
Cashman: Fine.
Brian: Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Omar: Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy then Superman Milo
After a disastrous winter meeting, Cashman and Minya practice for their new roles on Dancing with the “Fallen” Stars.
Cashman: Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
Omar: I’ll never join you Vader.
Cashman: What if I can get you an Ace?
Omar: Alright, f**k the Jedi
Wow Omar, your pecs feel tight.
You been workin out?
You know I need a new bench coach…
Brian, is that Mr. Steinbrenners checkbook in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!
Cashman (thinking to himself): So that’s what it feels like to have a heart.
Minaya (thinking to himself) : De modo que sea como lo que se siente para tener una espina dorsal.
There, fixed it. Not sure how you guys are going to deal with this submission since its modified from an existing one.
Cashman slides in safe at second while Minaya contemplates heading for third.
(I don’t think I’ve used that analogy since middle school)
Cashman: I want to ask you something, brother. Something about a 32-year-old backup catcher.
Minaya: Omar listenin’.
Omar: Cashie, my friend, I have an outside the box approach. Synergy. Three way trade for Santana. I gave Carlos Gomez to the Twins. You give the Twins Phil Hughes. I get Johan Santana, for Mets home games, you get him for Yankee home games. We’re already scheduled to not be in the city at the same time. Everyone wins.
Cashman: We can flip a coin to see which Subway Series Games he’d start!
Omar: I don’t see why this can’t work. Heck, I’ll throw in Lastings Milledge.
Cashman: You already traded him.
Omar: Did I? Why would I do that?
Mine was cool
Brilliant The Wire reference.
Woah, no way man. The last Willy you showed me is sitting in the dugout telling me to eat Subway Sandwiches.
Cash: Omar, let me show you how we open up negotiations for re-signing FA’s in the Bronx.
You know what I got on under this jacket ?
Oh baby !!!!!!
Cashman: So Omar, seriously what happened this season?
Minaya: It’s simple. Ya know what I’m sayin’? When we needed to win most, we ended up losing o the Marlins, Phillies and Nats.
Cashman: Don’t get me started on those @#$%ing Gnats!
Look at us Brian! We are….two wild and crazy guys!
Brian: Hey Omar, I’ll give you Philip Hughes and Joba Chamberlain.
Omar: Really? Ok, for who? What’s gonna be the key to this deal.
Brian: Well I was hoping for the key to your heart. I want to kiss you Omar. You know what I am saying?
Omar: No, I don’t know what your sayin’.
Brian: General Managers need lovin’ too.
Omar: Hey Brian, still blaming your season on a couple of gnats? I know ya know what I’m sayin’!
Brian: Omar please…..your team collapsed worse than a game of Jenga. Do you know what I am saying?
Omar: Nah I don’t know what your sayin’……ya know what I’m sayin’?
Brian: Actually I don’t. Wait…..what were we talking about again?
I’d go with “I’ll trade you one Dominican for two steroid users.”